After I regaining my composure I sat down to eat. That's when I noticed the cereal I dumped into my bowl. It had nasty little dehydrated strawberries stuck all over in it! Oh my gosh! Is someone trying to poison me?
I was very wary the rest of today, but it only got worse when I got home from work. My apartment was filled with the most awful stench! I couldn't breathe, I thought I would DIE. Turns out my new roommate, Bobbi, was making strawberry jam.
I am so totally going to have to request to be transferred to a new residence. Living with one of the Strawberry Initiative? AS IF!
